Amusing Animal Quote Variety

It's not my fault you thought I was normal

I'm not short

I can buy myself chickens I can get my own eggs

I try to be a nice person

Due to unfortunate circumstances I am awake

I got 99 problems and I caused them all

Your opinion is irrelephant

Live Laugh Love if that doesn't work Load Aim Fir

I may look calm but in my head I've pecked you

Life's Ruff without coffee

My coffee and I are having a moment

I'm multitasking I can listen ignore and forget

Crazy cat lady? I prefer feline enthusiast

Born to sparkle but not today

I'll get over it I just need to be DRAMATIC first